Posted: March 9, 2009 in Uncategorized

I love you, man.
God you’re so narcissistic.
What? I was just telling you how awesome you are.
Just stfu.
You’re so rude to me.
Only cuz you’re an idiot.

You‘re an idiot.
What does my smartness have to do with my ass?
Idiot smartass.
There’s no such thing.
You’re right. Idiot and smart cancel out and leave you with ASS.
Hahaha! That’s actually pretty funny.
You’re the only one who laughs at my jokes.
Stop grinning like an idiot.
You’re the one grinning. And it’s 5PM and you haven’t brushed your teeth.
I just woke up! And it’s an off day!
In the normal world, hygiene has no off days.
Could you shut up? I’m trying to think.
New experience for you?
Hey, another funny! Standup comedy just might be your thang.
Being a silly cow just might be yours.
Awesome. Shall we go brush my teeth now?
Yah kay, coffee first.

– conversation with my reflection in the mirror.
Is 7 mugs of coffee a day to blame or is that just an excuse for extreme behaviour?

In other news, I’m off to the Middle East next week, for 14ish days.
Mecca and then Dubai! Man, it’s been 10 whole years since I got on a plane. Can’t wait.
Do the air hostesses still give you a shiny new set of playing cards?
I want! 😀

  1. Just Me says:

    Oooooh nice convo…and woohooo you get a vacation, me want me vacation. WAH :'(Have fun Spidy :DHUGSHUGSS

  2. Sabby says:

    You coming??! HERE??!Wheeeeeee *starts collecting pennies to go to Dubai*=D

  3. Anonymous says:

    i think it’s definitely the coffee! 🙂

  4. Azrael says:

    Nothing wrong with having a conversation with yourself is it? ;PHave loads of fun on your vacation, TC

  5. Disease says:

    Wicked Post =DPS: I think they do and do ask for some extra candy ( if you a candyholic)they give that extra 2 =D~Peace~

  6. Sachintha says:

    ROFL!It’s friggin’ funny man! :DBtw, 7 mugs? I think your toilet is not being put into use much these days! 😛

  7. AlterEgo says:

    nice :)coffee = survival = elixir = immortality = insanity.

  8. hijinx says:

    Oooh… you talk to yourself tooooo! coolness. Enjoy the Middle East!

  9. Unsilent says:

    aah so u talk to the person in the mirror too huh? hmm join the club.. 🙂

  10. Waruna Prabth says:

    Hello Your Blog is very nice. I proud you, I’m Waruna From Sri Lanka in Anuradhapura, That is my blog ID http://www.warunaprabath.wordpress.comThank You

  11. Anonymous says:

    you selephantic thing!!!!u are getting outrageous with ur self!the saint retreats

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