F U, Penguin!

Posted: May 5, 2009 in Uncategorized

F U, Penguin is only like the funniest blog ever.
It’s where this hilarious blogger puts cute animals in their place and tells them what’s what.

If you’re having a bad day, and have a warped sense of humour like I do, it’s guaranteed to make you LOL your brains out.

The little protest I’ve made below against Fingermonkeys was inspired by F U, Penguin.

What is UP with you, Fingermonkey? You’re so cute I could just smooch you and hug you with my fingers forever and ever and EVERER. Do you have any idea how distracting your appearance is?

I mean, why do you dilate your pupils when you look at me? You do it on purpose don’t you? Cuz you think you’re SO CUTE.
WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLE? YOU ARE. And it’s totally insensitive of you that you just waltz around with your cute little monkey face, clinging onto people’s fingers and stationary items with your cute tiny paws, and distracting the hell out of them till they can think of nothing else than hugging you!

Fingermonkey, you might be really furry and tiny and therefore adorable by default, but that gives you no right to distract hard working people with your good looks. It’s cruel and unnatural.
WHAT am I going to tell my boss when he asks me for this week’s paperwork huh? THAT THE FINGERMONKEY DISTRACTED ME? Yeah he won’t buy that, Fingermonkey. And then when I get fired, it’ll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

So stop being such a selfish bastard. Take your cute furry face and pokeable tummy elsewhere, you inconsiderate asshole.

I still want to hug you to pieces though.

  1. The Puppeteer says:

    I want to pop it into my mouth and chew it up *twisted grin*

  2. N B says:

    You mean this is your Boss?

  3. Dayaan says:

    I was about to post something similar, but I couldn’t find a suitable animal,and I liked my hedgehog picture too much so I did something else haha.

  4. DeeCee says:

    that’s sooo good. you should get a job at F U penguin!!!!

  5. TheWhacksteR says:

    lol haha.. funny. you should do it as a weekly column or something.I AM PART OF THE PROBLEM..

  6. padashow says:

    you’re a real fart. FUP is idiotic and you’re even worse.

  7. Makuluwo says:

    Haha thanks guys, twas my pleasure. ;D@padashow- Bite me. 😛

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