Of Racial Slurs and ZINGers

Posted: May 23, 2009 in Uncategorized

Just Bub and me being randomly mean to each other on MSN in capital letters.
πŸ˜€

Disclaimer: all racial slurs were made in jest. I am not a racist bastard. Really.

Bub: ONE TIME.
Bub: MY GRANDPA DIED.
Bub: AND YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO ME.
Bub: AND I CRIED AND LOGGED OFF.
Me: LOLLLLLL
Me: YOU LIAR
Bub: FCUK YOU
Bub: LOL
Me: LOL
Me: I HAD THIS FRIEND WHEN I WAS 12 WHO WAS WHITE
Me: AND IT USED TO BE FUNNY WHEN HE CRIED
Me: I USED TO JUST DO STUFF TO MAKE HIM CRY CUZ IT LOOKED FUNNY
Me: EHEHEEE
Bub: HOW DID IT LOOK FUNNY?
Me: HIS EARS TURNED PINK
Me: AND HE MADE GIRLSOB NOISES
Bub: YOU’RE A FCUKING RACIST.
Me: LOLOLOLOOO
Me: HEY I CAN’T HELP IT
Me: IF YOU GUYS CRY FUNNY
Bub: I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING RACIST NOW.
Me: ONLY WHITE GUYS AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE RACIST
Bub: UM…UM…
Bub: SRI LANKANS SUCK COCK FOR MONEY.
Me: BUT SO DOES YOUR MOM, SO I GUESS WE’RE EVEN.
Me: πŸ˜€
Bub: LOL
Bub: SRI LANKA IS FULL OF RACISTS.
Me: KINDA TRUE
Me: BAHAHAHAA
Bub: IN THE CIVILISED WORLD, WE DON’T HAVE THAT SHIT GOING ON.
Bub: MAYBE YOU GUYS WILL CATCH UP SOME DAY.
Me: OH YEAH? THAT’S WHY YOU BRITISH GUYS WENT ALL OVER THE WORLD ‘COLONIZING’ PEOPLE TILL WE WHOOPED YOUR ASS BACK HOME RIGHT?!
Bub: IT’S WHY YOUR COUNTRY’S BEEN AT WAR SINCE GOD KNOWS WHEN.
Me: IT’S YOUR FAULT WE’RE AT WAR
Me: WE CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER TO CALL YOU A DOUCHEBAG OR AN ASSHAT
Me: WE’VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR CENTURIES OVER IT
Bub: AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T SORTED IT BECAUSE YOU’RE SHIT.
Me: WE SORTED IT OUT A FEW DAYS AGO ACTUALLY.
Me: REMEMBER ME SAYING THE CIVIL WAR IS OVER, ASSHOLE?!
Bub: WELL I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SRI LANKA
Me: YEAH IT SHOWS
Bub: THEY DON’T TEACH IT IN SCHOOL OVER HERE.
Bub: Y’KNOW WHY?
Bub: BECAUSE NOBODY CARES AND IT’S NOT IMPORTANT.
Me: I’D GO ON
Me: BUT I THINK I’D GET TOO PERSONAL
Bub: YOU COULD TRY.
Bub: BUT YOU’D FAIL.
Me: I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT THEY DO TEACH ALL THAT STUFF AT YOUR SCHOOL
Me: BUT YOUR HEAD’S SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS THAT IT CAN’T SEE THE BLACKBOARD
Bub: LOL
Me: YOU INSPIRE ME TO MAKE BELOW THE BELT INSULTS, BUB
Me: AND FOR THAT, I THANK YOU
Bub: FCUK YOU
Me: LOL

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Comments
  1. Chavie says:

    racist! πŸ˜€ hahahahabtw, pretty strong language you’ve used there eh? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

  2. TheWhacksteR says:

    You have once and for all eradicated the final remnants of the scourge that was colonialism! will get working on that petition for a medal πŸ˜€

  3. Thing says:

    iss it becausse we live underrground? iss that whyy you trreat uss soo??

  4. Makuluwo says:

    @Chavie- Yeaah.. considering putting a PG 13 board on my header now. πŸ˜‰ @Whacko- WOO! :D@Thing- Wut. o_O

  5. Sigma says:

    Isn’t it lovely just how deep conversations between friends can be?!

  6. Makuluwo says:

    LOL! Lovely indeed, Sig. πŸ˜›

  7. ~ lo$t $oul ~ says:

    DAMMMM RACIST!!!!

  8. St. Fallen says:

    for fucks sakejust…hit…caps lock:|

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