Sibling Fucking Rivalry

Posted: July 5, 2009 in Uncategorized

Bro strangling me in my sleep. Evilll.

Know that feeling, when you want to rip your sibling’s heart out and watch while it’s fed to starving piranas?

No? It’s just me?
Fine. 😛

That western had nothing on us when they said “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

The bombs were flung through the air, both parties relentless, ruthless.
BOOM BAM GROMBGOOMFSSSHHHH.
Artillery seemingly limitless, the war waged on for years on end, much to the despair of the innocent civilians caught in the fire (a.k.a. parental unit.)
Finally, during a time of apathetic stalemate, a peace treaty was signed, condition: no provocation.
For almost two years, the world was at peace once again.

BRAGMBLAMBOOM!
Whadappened?! yelled the Fatherunit, taking out his walkie-talkie to report the unexpected explosion to the Motherunit.

A battle cry pierced the air.
The peace treaty had been broken.

Grenades were launched full-force, people were PWND (him), bazookas and nuclear weapons were once again put into action, and it was epic.

“This is war,” he said, hand poised over the shotgun, as a tumbleweed passed between us.
The desert sand kicked up as I stepped forward and narrowed my eyes.
Dindigglidinnnggg. (western-showdown music, in case you missed that)
“Bring it.”

Aaah good times comin’ around again.

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Comments
  1. GanjaNinja says:

    LoL! Nice one =P

  2. Dili | දිලින says:

    I couldnt help but smile when I read this 🙂 I gotta hang out with him more, need CS lessons from him anyways 😀

  3. Sigma says:

    Lot explained, I read that a brain starved of O2 goes all weird, its now obvious, and things are clearer, Oh poor Maks… (Damn kid couldn't even get a simple strangulation right)

  4. Harumi says:

    Any hopes for a permanent peace treaty? lolCute pic by the way.. ^__^

  5. Chavie says:

    hehe 😀 as Dili said, should get CS tips from him… 😉

  6. Makuluwo says:

    @Ganja- Thanks foo'.
    @Sig- Haha! Have you considered standup comedy, mister? 😛
    @Harumi- Maybe.. when hell freezes over. 😀
    @Chavie, Dili- Asses! Didn't even consider asking ME for CS tips no? 😛

  7. Dili | දිලින says:

    Since when are you any good @ CS?

  8. Makuluwo says:

    Tsk tsk Dili, I thought you knew me enough to know I'm a master in all leagues of pwnage. 😛

  9. Dili | දිලින says:

    Yes I know u well enough to know you think you are a master in all leagues of pwnage 🙂

  10. Angel says:

    Awww… you guys look so cute!

  11. Chavie says:

    yes, you must be good, that's why we need to get tips from him, cuz he has experience fighting with the best? ;)*Ass kissing fails**Gets blown to bits by one of Makuluwo's grenades*xD

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