Casual Conversation

Posted: July 15, 2009 in Uncategorized

“God doesn’t exist.”
“Don’t say that, look around you! He’s in everything, it’s obvious!”
They were in the tree in the backyard. He was ripping a helpless leaf to shreds.

“I’m so fucking lonely,” he said. “I need a distraction. Let’s go vandalize a stop sign.”

“You’re a maniac.”

“I wish I was a delusional maniac. At least then I’d have delusions to keep me company.”

“You’re such a tragedy,” she said, plucking a leaf off a branch. “God’s always there to turn to, you’ll never be lonely if you remember that.”

“I guess that’s why people believe he exists huh?”


“I said that’s why you believe God exists. You conjure him up when you need to talk in order to convince yourself that somebody cares about you and listens to you, when nobody gives a shit.”

“Are you finished, Dr Freud?”

“Because without that, you’d be just like me: all alone.”

“So you’re calling me delusional?”

“Yeah. You’re delusional, I’m a maniac. I guess what I’m trying to say is, you complete me,” he said, drawing a heart in the air with mock-seriousness.

She laughed. “You’re probably lonely because even God gets tired of your mad rambling.”

“I stopped rambling to him when I was 7.”

“Why 7?”

“That’s when I quit imaginary friends and opted for real people.”

“Hardy har har. So condescending. But hey, I’m not the pitifully sad one in this tree now am I?”

“Why would you be?” he said, crushing a tree-ant between his thumb and index finger. “Imaginary friends last forever, real people don’t.”

  1. Lady divine says:

    I think I'm delusional after reading this…:P

  2. Harumi says:

    o__O A typical Shifani conversation.. =D And ya, even I'm getting delusional now.. @_@ hehe..

  3. Chavie says:

    dude you're like… uh, supposed to tell us that they were on a tree in the first place… :DI was like totaleh wtf?! 😀 😀 hahahagood one Maks! 😀

  4. Makuluwo says:

    Lmao. Chav, third line, "They were in the tree in the backyard." 🙂

  5. Chavie says:

    damn I need to get my eyes checked! xD hehehe

  6. She Who Eats Cookies says:

    Good stuff, jiji! :DVery insightful..

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