Crushes are disgusting things.

Posted: September 20, 2009 in Uncategorized

They’re stubborn and refuse to go away, insolently defiant to your brain’s reasoning.
They seem to taunt the futility of your efforts at disposing of them.
They make you irritated at yourself for the inconvenience.
They rob a completely independent thinker of their independent style of thought.
Obscenely enough, everything is suddenly somehow connected to them.
They make you absurdly self-aware and self-critical.
Resulting in you acting like a spazz the more you try not to.
They’re prolly based on nothing more than hormones and juvenile idiocy.
Which makes it even easier to loathe yourself for indulging in them.

They’re just big, fat bullies, who cramp your style.
How do you scoop them out of the mind they’ve unwarrantably invaded?
Facepalming and calling myself an idiot isn’t working.

Even Mr Jibbles is judging me.

Mr Jibbles

In other news, Thriloka’s performance at the Thry Minded gig on Sunday was an


  1. PseudoRandom says:

    Any amount of attention – positive or negative – will only make things worse. Accept the *facepalm*ness of the situation, shrug your shoulders and carry on with life.Either that, or try picturing the crushee (?) taking a dump. Apparently that works. I've never tried though so I can't say for sure :P.

  2. Black Rose says:


  3. She Who Eats Cookies says:

    Thry Minded sounds more fun than the frivolities of unexplored love.Always. \m/who's the lucky guy this time, Maks? 😉

  4. Indi says:

    I am having a crush on you but wondering if it will work out due to religion. Serious

  5. Jack Point says:

    Wow. Are they really that good?Have never heard them.

  6. Chavie says:

    that they do… stupid crushes! :(Thriloka (from what I've heard) sounds amazing!!! wonder if anyone's got any bootlegs… 😉 lol

  7. greene says:

    merry christmas !!!!!!

  8. Scrumpulicious says:

    Crushes do indeed suck!

  9. Foxhound says:

    Why don't you think of some other HAWT guy (like me!). That usually helps! LOL

  10. Gonzo says:

    crushes shmushes… I say take the bull by the horns. Tell them you want to see them naked. Apparently that proved to be a good pick-up line…. I'm just saying. Not that I would DHOO anything like THAT! *facepalm*

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