HAI 16 YR OLD LUZR

So like, I was tagged by that fellow who enjoys telling his 16 year old self that his life will soon turn into an episode of Melrose Place.
FUN.

Dude.

Mrs C from math class is going to confiscate your skipping rope.
I knoowww, who KNEW right? That skipping rope stealing FIEND.

Just put a smelly sock in her drawer. You will discover such an item the next year whilst rummaging through old clothes and finding your sibling’s toxic sock materials.

Wear gloves while rummaging through old clothes, people get diseases you know. Yes, sock related diseases.

In fact, in 3 years, when you’re me, the world will be overrun by the greatest sock related disease known to man. They will claim it to be the product of swines, but oh, if only they knew how it all began. With one sock and a small japanese boy who did not take a bath.

You will get waaaay less sleep in 3 years time. This will make you ramble nonsensically.

Potatoes.

With time however, 16 year old self, your sanity will decay.

Soon you will turn into this crazy scientist who takes over the world with her pet squirrel, banishing to the dungeons those who dare wear matching socks.

Ok, maybe not. But you will clearly turn into what some will only refer to as, a creative eccentric. Nice ring to it no? Kind of crazy-old-cat-lady-ish but not quite there.

Oh yeah and the world will find out that the cause of the great 2004 tsunami was Papareboy’s mum having bodyslammed into the beaches while on holiday in Indonesia.

Damn that woman.

So yeah. That pretty much covers it. How gay is everyone else for writing long meaningful posts of substantial advice to their 16 year old selfs right? Yeah. Like you’re going to listen even if I tried.

Growing up is a total assface so you’re never going to do it, btw.

k bye ily.

also, this kitten will change the world as we know eet.

I TAG CHIKIN AND POOPAY. GOGOGO.