Animals Deprived Of All Freedom FTW!

Posted: December 26, 2009 in Uncategorized

The Dehiwela Zoo is a cesspool of disease and depression and deprivation and just… well, shit.

Srsly. If the zoo died and had to be reincarnated, it would be a giant uber shit spewing factory where concentrated shit was specially manufactured, because it’s so full of it as it is.

Literally, but more importantly, not so literally.

The chimpanzees were emo. I kid you not.

They sat dejected in large pits, often all alone, their delicate chimpanzee hair falling over their eyes in signature emo-style. And the most FuckMyLife-look I have ever seen (on human or otherwise) on their highly intelligent faces.

The lions were anorexic.

Last I remember (prolly five years ago) the lions at the zoo always reminded me of kickass scenes from Lion King. Proud, kingly.

And here they were now, skinny and lame.
The leopards just lazied around all depressed-like. Most lay in dark corners at the far edges of their pits, slitting their pawwrists when they thought we weren’t looking.

Yes that’s an actual word. Maybe.

The elephants stood around awkwardly, one leg chained down.

The babies had fright in their eyes as the crowd grew thicker and louder. One baby elephant with big watery eyes tried to move towards its mother but its leg-chain held it back.

If that isn’t enough to make you want to fucking hug it and make everything alright for it in the world then you, good sir, are made of stone!

Lots of pits were empty or just had a loner in it- the rest clearly dead or sent away à la putrid conditions.

The birds just stood around doing nothing like the boring douchebags they are. Can’t blame the zoo for that one rly.
Though the sight of majestic white eagles stuck in small room-size cages was tragic.

The giraffes made me lol as usual with their ridiculousness.
But really. Walking through the zoo, you can just feel the mood of the animals, as they collectively mope and mourn their fate.
Forced to sit inside a crappy little pit or cage, not really fed too well, sometimes chained or left alone, with nothing to do. And for the cherry on the icing, crowds of ugly fags come gape at you every day.

No wonder that bear stood up and got the crowd excited but then was just all ‘fuk u guys!11’ and turned around and went to sleep.

So fuck you, Dehiwela Zoo. I don’t know why the general sane masses let alone animal rights authorities haven’t given you more than a slap on the wrist for being such a neglectful asshole to animals whose lives are purely in your hands, but if I could I would just open those cages and let the face-eating lemurs and rabid rapist monkeys loose on the government shiteaters who run the place.

oh and we bumped into a popular blogger on the way. 😉
  1. greene says:

    all in all, a good day out

  2. Serendib_Isle says:

    srsly? O_O

  3. Anonymous says:

    The End is near, all animals feel and know about it! (2012 apocalypse)

  4. realskullzero says:

    Quite true! i hated the zoo for that reason! Paying and watching Animals stuck inside small cages with bad conditions is not the most entertaining thing to do…Hope the authorities would do something soon…

  5. Gehan says:

    wow.. that bad huh? dang..

  6. Sigma Delta says:

    Our 'Zoo' is an awful place, mismanaged and run by people with no compassion for the animal's they are supposed to be responsible for, death for many of those poor beasts probably a blessing.btw is that an orangutan?

  7. Girigoris the One says:

    If that isn't enough to make you want to fucking hug it and make everything alright for it in the world then you, good sir, are made of stone!- Amazin! Most chix I've had have complimented me dat I'm always ready for them whenever they want 🙂

  8. Gadgetgirl says:

    Maaayyybeeee cause I live close by.

  9. Chavie says:

    Last time I went (about 2 years back) the giraffe had just had a baby… and just days later it fell in a pit and died… I fucking hate the zoo! 😦

  10. Anonymouse says:

    How sad! :OThe chimpanzee really does have a "FML" aura, doesn't it? :C

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