Buck up, child!

Posted: January 8, 2010 in Uncategorized

It is a phrase that old people including the parental unit have used against a helpless me time and time again.

Buck up?
First of all, that is such a faggoty-sounding phrase all by itself.
cranky grownups and their stupid catchphrases.. grumblegrumble.

Impulsiveness, irresponsibility, fickleness, stubbornness, impatience, these are all allegedly very counter productive characteristics that we all must learn to ‘grow out of.’
Phooey.

I like stubbornly doing things I want to do or impulsively deciding to leave the company of auntie visitors to go watch Spiderman And Friends (as utterly enthralling as auntie-conversation surely is).
But they want me to grow uuuppp.

How can I send you abroad if I can’t trust you to be responsible and mature and NOT suddenly decide to buy a motorbike and skip college and join a bunch of crazy hippies or something!

Come talk about hair conditioner and cute boys with your estranged teenage female cousins seated in the hallway! What do you mean you wanna play Tekken on the PS with the boys instead? i kill u!11

It isn’t polite to not share your bag of marshmallows with other people in the room!

No the fact that you ‘accidentally’ dropped your brother’s toothbrush in the toilet bowl is NOT hilarious!

Stop tackling that nine year old for the remote control!

Sleep early, eat your veggies, fix your body clock, stop picking stray kittens off the road and smuggling them into the garage!

You’re turning 20, you have to act like an adult now, which means you need to stop doing spontaneous awesome things like this face is doing and turn into the behavioral version of this face!

Grow up, Maks.

NOO NEVARR. *fingers in ears* LALALALA.
Do I HAVE to? Reaaaally? Is it essential for survival?
kk fine..
but how?

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Comments
  1. Chavie says:

    HAHAHA hilarious! And the baby faces! daaang! :DAs strange as it might sound, I think I'm acting more like a kid today than I did as a kid… inexplicable really! Maybe I'm like Benjamin Button or something… :S

  2. Sabby says:

    Tsk.Such childish behavior! 😛

  3. Black Rose says:

    Hehe 😀

  4. Silver Skies says:

    Wow, u take the words right outta my mouthHailxoxo

  5. Serendib_Isle says:

    Heh he. Don't ever let go of the child in you, life is so much fun then. I mean, in a few years time you'd be having kids and playing in the sandbox with 'em again, right? So why bother?;)

  6. Gadgetgirl says:

    Echo Serendib.

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