..r mother. Misleading titles FTW.
It’s 9AM and it’s technically a holiday for me but I am ridiculously awake and idle at this absurd hour. So luckily, Dili tagged me with this celebrity crush thang going around these days.
I had to think for so long to think of celebrities I have crushes on, long gone are the adolescent obsessions over Antonio Banderas of Zorro fame and Dean Cain of Superman.
Before I go any further, I implore you to look at the post before this one! It’s much more important. Chances are you haven’t seen it since this was posted so soon after the last.
So anyway, I finally conjured up a list. I’m going to define crush as someone you think is very attractive and not necessarily someone whose pants you want to get in, since there’s a coupla divine females on my list too.
Mad. Intelligent. Talented. Shy and mysterious off set. Usually you can see some fraction of the actor’s personality cracking through the role he’s playing, but Johnny boy seems eerily and completely into the character he plays every time (ref Sweeney Todd). “I’m shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I’ve done everything I can to avoid it.” Very interesting puzzle we have here.
She might be kinda trashy and an occasional idiot (ref quote “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food- [not going to even bother with the rest of the quote]) but physically she’s a classic beauty. The only one on the list whose attractiveness has zilch to do with personality.
Dita Von Teese
A weirdo with crazy doll eyes. Makes lovely music. The oddball’s a girl after my own heart.
Jakob Dylan of The Wallflowers
Fine he’s fictional (but pretty much everything on Dili’s list was fictional so nya!). Kudos to Hugh Laurie; all the humour, wit and blunt cynicism of the character pours out through his eyes. So yes, eyes again. He also happens to be a mad genius.
Jon Foreman of Switchfoot
Jon shouldn’t really be on this list because I’m sorta eternally in love with him. He’s mad and hilarious. End of story.
I taaag Jack Point, Papareboy, his mum and Sashini. Except you guys can pick just ONE crush worthy celebrity of the opposite sex, the rest of the list have to be of the same sex! Just imagine you’re gay. Yeah I changed the rules. I’ll do what I wan’!
Ya know, I tried real hard to look for a non-american/british celebrity to crush on, but seriously, I couldn’t find a single one I thought was particularly attractive. What’s up with that?
Oh except for Ranjan Ramanayake of course.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.