How to get rid of online godayas.

Posted: May 26, 2010 in Uncategorized

Sri Lankan online stalkers are plenty. They are usually classified as total strangers who message you through hi5 or facebook, and randomly try to get you to add them as a friend or initiate convo with you, and fail at it.
Oh and they’re retarded.

I remember finding something in my inbox back during the long-gone hi5 days, from some loser, saying ‘u r very beauty.’ My display picture at the time was a parrot.

I didn’t respond but the inane messages kept coming such as ‘hi sweetie r u frm moratuwa’ or ‘hi will u be my frind.’ Where do these people come from? I’ve got loads of female friends who facepalm at the same thing. Is someone secretly conducting laboratory experiments on special needs children by letting them go nuts on online social networks?

Yesterday I got the lolz at seeing the sameΒ  ‘u r very beauty’ line again but in my facebook inbox. I have Caesar on my display pic. Thank you, but I am not the cat sitting on a CD player, asshat.

Mama told me it’s not nice to pick on retarded people but OWELL.
Here’s the copy/pasted convo from my inbox.
(note: bold font = retard)

u r very beauty

no u r

huh but im nt a girl lol

r u sayin ur an ugly boi

no lol hw r u

idk

wut is idk

caramel

wut

wut

wut r u sayin lol

wut r U sayin

nothn lol r u ok

no

y

caramel

wut

wut

ok i think i shud say…..bye

me 2

can we make frendship

no

y

caramel

bye

End of transmission. And that’s how it’s done.

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Comments
  1. Me-shak says:

    I’m laughing my bumm off πŸ˜€ I know many people who run fake profiles to check out girls, they pretend to be girls. Be aware πŸ˜€ And caramel? gosh, you are funny πŸ˜€

    Awesome post!

    Cheers!

  2. T says:

    LOL hilarious.

  3. Hahahahahaha! Caramel. Awesome!

    Thankfully for me, before facebook became all retarded with the privacy settings, I managed to take off my ‘add as a friend’ button. Now I just get heaps of weird messages including just punctuation marks.. but oh well, at least it beats the thousand six hundred and fifty three (random) requests I got.

  4. Sabby says:

    Ahhhh so caramel works!
    Excellent!

  5. Chavie says:

    HAHAHAHAHA that was just awesome! πŸ˜€

    Caramel! πŸ˜€ lol

  6. The Unsilent says:

    Hahahaha brilliant!! Caramel!! (its the new POTAYTOES)

    … can i make friendship with u? πŸ˜›

  7. chathuraw says:

    Hahahaha… ROFL… πŸ˜€

  8. Gehan says:

    priceless! πŸ˜€

  9. CF says:

    FHilarious! you are too funny!

    Caramel?

  10. Scrumps says:

    JOKES! Love it. πŸ™‚

  11. AmethystSoul says:

    ROFLMAO. I like. I like very much.

  12. storm says:

    hahaha,,caramel..that was just hilarious!!! πŸ˜€

  13. makefriendshiplol says:

    Actually if you change your privacy settings so that only friends can send you messages you can avoid this sorta thing. But if you did, there wouldn’t be this blog post, wut?

  14. St. Fallen says:

    I read this with an Indian accent.

  15. Selena Gomez says:

    hahahaa im gonna use that next time i get stalked by some creeper again!! BTW im not the real Selena Gomez xD

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