All Island Lame Speakers Contest

Posted: July 5, 2010 in Uncategorized

I went for it last night. The annual one, occasionally known as the All Island Best Speakers Contest.
There’s always a coupla finalists every year who drill a hole through the thick wall between optimist and cheese lasagna.

Note to future contestants: mentioning sad little disabled kids singing happy songs and thus bringing joy and hope to the world, in your speech, hoping to impress the judges and audience, is insulting to their intelligence.
It is insult to injury when you throw your arms in the air and say something you think is spiritually inspirational with wide eyes and a dramatic grin bordering on creepy.

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Comments
  1. O_O says:

    such a sexy nose.

  2. Chavie says:

    haha! 😀

  3. Haha the girl in the comic strip looks spot on 😀

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