eheheHEHEHEHHeheee.

I love you, man.
God you’re so narcissistic.
What? I was just telling you how awesome you are.
Just stfu.
You’re so rude to me.
Only cuz you’re an idiot.
You‘re an idiot.
Smartass.
What does my smartness have to do with my ass?
Idiot smartass.
There’s no such thing.
You’re right. Idiot and smart cancel out and leave you with ASS.
Hahaha! That’s actually pretty funny.
You’re the only one who laughs at my jokes.
Stop grinning like an idiot.
You’re the one grinning. And it’s 5PM and you haven’t brushed your teeth.
I just woke up! And it’s an off day!
In the normal world, hygiene has no off days.
Could you shut up? I’m trying to think.
New experience for you?
Hey, another funny! Standup comedy just might be your thang.
Being a silly cow just might be yours.
Awesome. Shall we go brush my teeth now?
Yah kay, coffee first.

– conversation with my reflection in the mirror.
Is 7 mugs of coffee a day to blame or is that just an excuse for extreme behaviour?

In other news, I’m off to the Middle East next week, for 14ish days.
Mecca and then Dubai! Man, it’s been 10 whole years since I got on a plane. Can’t wait.
Do the air hostesses still give you a shiny new set of playing cards?
I want! 😀