How to get rid of online godayas.

Sri Lankan online stalkers are plenty. They are usually classified as total strangers who message you through hi5 or facebook, and randomly try to get you to add them as a friend or initiate convo with you, and fail at it.
Oh and they’re retarded.

I remember finding something in my inbox back during the long-gone hi5 days, from some loser, saying ‘u r very beauty.’ My display picture at the time was a parrot.

I didn’t respond but the inane messages kept coming such as ‘hi sweetie r u frm moratuwa’ or ‘hi will u be my frind.’ Where do these people come from? I’ve got loads of female friends who facepalm at the same thing. Is someone secretly conducting laboratory experiments on special needs children by letting them go nuts on online social networks?

Yesterday I got the lolz at seeing the same  ‘u r very beauty’ line again but in my facebook inbox. I have Caesar on my display pic. Thank you, but I am not the cat sitting on a CD player, asshat.

Mama told me it’s not nice to pick on retarded people but OWELL.
Here’s the copy/pasted convo from my inbox.
(note: bold font = retard)

u r very beauty

no u r

huh but im nt a girl lol

r u sayin ur an ugly boi

no lol hw r u

idk

wut is idk

caramel

wut

wut

wut r u sayin lol

wut r U sayin

nothn lol r u ok

no

y

caramel

wut

wut

ok i think i shud say…..bye

me 2

can we make frendship

no

y

caramel

bye

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End of transmission. And that’s how it’s done.